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Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet
Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.
by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025
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Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj
"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...
by apples2apples March 28, 2009
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Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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ski-scraped

When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing
I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche
by TheHaug May 2, 2021
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Eye Scrape (scraping)

N or V; When someone flicks their eyes over your body (usually head to toe and back), and you feel judged or strangely sexualized.
E.G.: I was just walking down the street and that woman eye scraped me! I was just wearing a sweater!

John gave Samantha a long eye scrape which made her really uncomfy.

Eye Scrape (scraping)
by Bug2017 May 26, 2018
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Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole
Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.
by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019
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shit scrape

n. bog roll, shit tickets, bumf, arse wipe; i.e. lavatory paper, if you will.
Hoy, Jean - my squitters are givin' me gyp. Throw in another parcel of shit scrape - I've fuckin' run out.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
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