Rusty Stephens

When you stick your own finger up your rusty wagonwheel

While looking at midget porn Coon totally did the Rusty Stephens

by Jack Sanders September 7, 2007

Rusty Screwdriver

Similar to a 'Wet Willie', but instead you stick your finger up your but, then the persons ear

John gave me a Wet Willie yesterday, so i got him back with a Rusty Screwdriver!

by scarywolf91 March 19, 2008

Rusty Tuba

Quite similar to the Rusty Trombone with the following two changes: 1) the receivers cornhole is not to be licked but rather blown on/into with buzzy lips like a tuba player; and 2) the giver should wiggle their fingers on the receivers wang as if playing with tuba valves rather than stroking it like they're moving a trombone slide.

She was really drunk last night and I think she got bored with the rusty trombone I made her give me so she just started fiddling with it and making raspberries like a baby. It was my first Rusty Tuba from a woman!

by Trevor Fitzsimmons February 7, 2010

Rusty Chandelier

When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.

That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.

by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012

rusty sherifs badge

The soft flesshy area of ones anus, usually refered to when it is not in it's cleanest state.

If he says that one more time I'm gonna put my foot up his "rusty sherifs badge".

by g diddy December 15, 2003

Rusty breeze

(Noun) A rusty breeze is the odor of the anus that emmits off someones body as they walk past you, this is due to the insufficient wiping of the anus.

"Damn did get that wiff of that girls rusty breeze over there?"

"Yo last night I forgot to wipe my ass and
I had the worst rusty breeze."
Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!), New York

by Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!) November 19, 2006

Rusty Slinky

When you butt hump a girl with soft penile entry and your man peice squishes up like a sliky

It wont go in right now, im experiencing the Rusty Slinky!

I tried Viagra but it just didn't help my rusty slinky problems

by Muskey Wafflezzz November 13, 2009