Karcher the rug

To wash your vaginal pubic hair area.

Also to actually clean a rug with a Karcher.

Got a hot date with Rodney tonight; but after that killer pilates session I'd better race home and Karcher the rug.

rug

by Bigsetzee September 24, 2016

rug bag

Monkeying around on a nontraditional level mickey like monkey mouse

Steve: Hey John what are you doing

Asshole: rug bag bug bag

Steve: FUCK YOU

by Ck'Crimson April 21, 2021

split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.

Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.

by Taciturn February 27, 2017

Fug Rug

Something or someone that is beyond ratchet

You look fug rug right now

by EmilyLarson March 6, 2015

24 Rugs

That bitch ass nigga 42 Dugg so tiny, he’s called this because it only takes 24 rugs stacked up to be taller than his bitch ass. Dumb ass Nigga needs stilts.

I discovered this new song “We paid” By lil baby and 24 rugs.

by Massacaughtmein4k July 3, 2023

Rug butter

When you cum In a girl and she sleeps with a sloppy load in her snatch. She wakes up the next morning to rug butter in her underwear.

"I busted my nut in some skank last night, checked her snapchat story and see a pic of my rug butter in her undier" "grosss"

by the real D! Ya dig?!? October 13, 2016

rug day

A day where it's more efficient to stay at home than to go anywhere. Whether you need to catch some z's, finish the homework due that day that you didn't do, or to simply lay down (like a rug) and reflect on life.

Friend: "hey! I didn't see you at school today, is everything okay?"
Person: "yeah I'm okay! I just needed a rug day."

rug tired rugday work

by Whelp. November 8, 2015