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rub down

when your in a chink rub down shop you pay the extra money for the happy ending (rub down)
i had this fuckin slant eye chink give me a rub down
by mad cappa December 7, 2004
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Rub That

Verb: The action in which one rubs a very attractive female while admiring her beauty. This term can only be used in such rare occasions that the male comes across a "2" specimen on the binary scale.

In the case of a "2" specimen, the beauty must be extreme to the point that simply admiring her, as one would do to a fine work of art, is more desirable than engaging in sexual activities.

To "Rub That" is technically superior to "Tap That" though some will disagree. This is because the specimen is almost always more attractive.

Binary Scale:

-1 = Death at first sight
0 = I'm keeping my penis in my pants.
1 = Using penis to have sexual acts with specimen**
2 = Keeping distance or using hands to admire specimen*

* This act is defined as "Rubbing That"
**This act is defined as "Tapping That"
Yo, I was so dumbfounded by the beauty of this girl that i rubbed that.

The other day I saw this highly attractive specimen and my hand got all tingly because I wanted to rub that.

I stopped masturbating after I discovered the pleasure of rubbing that.

My wife uses cucumber scented moisturizers so that rubbing that is more pleasurable with her. It doesn't work though because my wife is morbidly obese and is covered in boils.

I often cry when rubbing that because the the pure beauty blinds my eyes.

Sometimes I rub leather furniture to simulate rubbing that.
by smooth hands April 19, 2010
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Rub Bup Bup

Rub Bup Bup interprets everything. It can be a noun, an pronoun and shit like that. It is only used by curry_king. It's used to insult, and especially annoy people. The word was made up during an english period, when a bird was making the noise RUB BUP BUP the entire week during its mating period. Curry_King responded the bird, RUB BUP BUP and the bird responded back.
curry_king: RUB BUP BUP
j_c: RUP BUP BUP, wowowowowowowow
by curry_king April 3, 2005
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rub-a-dub

Rubbing alcohol. Contains mostly isopropyl alcohol and water. Consumed by those who can't buy ethyl alcohol instead. Highly toxic, not recommended for consumption.
That rub-a-dub's good shit!
by asgijidsga October 21, 2006
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Rub Bug

A game similar to slug bug, but instead of punching you rub someone.
Eric always wants to play rub bug on long car rides.
by Rub bug June 12, 2016
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Rub king

A guy who makes random noises and talks about clash Royale 24/7.
Weird guy: Grrmccbutterpuppykins!
You: stop being such a rub king!
by Yolo2341 February 10, 2017
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Rub_n

Hey Guys!

My name is Rub_n I am 22 and from the UK.
Started gaming from a very young age playing games like Crash Bandicoot 3 and Halo, to now mainly playing Rainbow Six Siege.

Feel free to say Hi in the chat!
"Yo", said Rub_n
by Lpc_795 January 29, 2021
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