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Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.
"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"
by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007
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Ruben Santana

A puerto rican who happens to consist of layered meat, sauerkraut and Swiss cheese, with a dressing. These are grilled between slices of rye bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami, and the dressing is either Russian or Thousand Island dressing.
A: "where is he?"
B: "hes behind the Ruben Santana !!"
by Salt n Pepper September 24, 2011
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ruben van gend

A brokeboi who thinks he is the shit, you can reconize a Ruben by the clothing he wears. He brags about flexing but he only wears stupid shit like nike sb hoodies.
Thats a fucking Ruben van Gend! pointing to a broke ass bitchboi
by m21212121 September 28, 2017
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Ruben

One who re introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. Strangely, meeting his lover online, he’s one who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again.
The best example is the name itself....Ruben
by lover bunny July 24, 2019
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Ruuben's family

A group of stupid chavvy people who are fat and 'ugly.' These type of people would do stupid things like slapping random people
Lol Ruuben's Family
by Gshdgdhdbd August 4, 2019
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Reuban

A man with the biggest dick in all history
by Rblade August 9, 2021
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Ruben

Ruben has a HUGE horse cock and he knows it. All the girls want it. He can get any girl he wants and has a great personality, but the best thing about him is the shear girth of his massive and wonderful cock.
"Wanna come over later and get that Ruben"
by Nignogman November 22, 2021
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