Alex Ruben Sandwich

Liar. Hoe. Unauthentic. Selfish. Narcissist. A little boy (blt) in a mans body (sub). Easily manipulated by friends and family. Uses women for pleasure (sometimes men too). Cares too much about what others think and lives life based on other peoples opinions/judgments.
Ah! Run away! The Alex Ruben Sandwhich has arrived to the club!

I had an Alex Ruben Sandwich yesterday and woke up with diarrhea.
by serentimmy85 November 25, 2021
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Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.
Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!
by kyle4269 October 29, 2019
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Ruben polar bear

Some gassed up kid who has 6 lighters , can’t handle his drink and blacks out on the train at work drinks, lives to roll about with dogs and say it’s windy while rolling a zoot
Bare gassed up Ruben polar bear
by Big h dog! December 11, 2019
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A Ruben

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick

The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off
I'm having a Ruben tomorrow
by robbiemei October 06, 2019
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Ruben sundell

A funny guy,usually with glasses and floppy hair. Is not as funny as he thinks though
Ruben sundell seems fun!
by Tuplamaxi November 23, 2021
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Ruben broadbent

A stupid person who lacks brain cells and acts like an irrational cunt
Dave can’t even do simple maths, he’s such a Ruben broadbent
by lytnbrkr November 18, 2022
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Rubene

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.
by Nib44 October 11, 2021
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