prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.

No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.

by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011

Prison mike

Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.

Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!

Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?

Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...

by Dwightyoulittleslut January 11, 2020

The Prison Candy Cane

To forcefully shove a candy cane down an erect penis then proceed to suck the candy cane

You better stfu or imma perform the prison candy cane on your broke ass

by Henrydickthong42069 February 15, 2017

tricky dick prison tattoo

Roger Stone's tattoo clarion call for nookie in prison

Roger Stone entered prison today and took of his shirt; Bowser, inmate No. 3452B, saw Stone's tricky dick prison tattoo and thought "mmm imma get me some of that"

by Uncle Joosie January 25, 2019

Cuban Prisoner

A sexual position when the male is receiving felatio and the male ties the female's hair around the back of hsi buttocks

Yo man, that fat chick loves playing Cuban Prisoner

by J May 7, 2004

prison break party bust

When a party is busted and the underage drinkers running away resembles a prison break.
May include people climbing out windows and jumping off roofs.

guy1:hey bro, i heard shit got crazy last night.

guy2:yea man, when the cops showed up is was prison break party bust with people everywhere.

by theboss100million March 6, 2009

prison eyes

the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.

See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes

she doesn't look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

by joshua edison December 30, 2010