Progress King

Someone who makes a lot of progress towards getting into a relationship

Zac is a Progress King.

by Glabgolabgalab December 8, 2021

Progress

Using X-RAY in minecraft to get diamonds, iron, etc.

Bro i just made so much PROGRESS

by TfIsJitterClicking April 2, 2022

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024

Possessive and extra progressive

Vy

theyre possessive and extra progressive they are such a Vy

by Grantham slogberry February 15, 2023

There is no progress without friction

Emmett J. Bailen

"There is no progress without friction" -emmett

by Emmett lover December 11, 2025

Progress

To Become Russian Babushka

-Hey brah, I noticed your progress picture!

- Thanx bruh frfr, I think I totes look like a Russian babushka, too!

by jankballz February 1, 2023

Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.

Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.

by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011