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The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.
1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53
by crispy429432 March 6, 2010
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Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.
Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”
by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020
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Primary School

A school for years 1-6 that will lead you to a path of depression. Your friends leave your life (unless they go to the same High School, yay), you finally told your crush that you liked them on the last day only to figure out that they had a crush on you too... then the bell rings, you say “goodbye” to friends and teachers, you go home, then play Fortnite/Pubg and wonder why you were sad.
1st Year 7: My Primary School ended badly.

2nd Year 7: Uhhuuuuh, and why was that?
1st Year 7: Found out my crush also had a crush on me on the GODAM LAST DAY!!!
2nd Year 7: Dam, that’s heartbreaking. What happened next?
1st Year 7: Played Fortnite and Pubg at home. Why?
2nd Year 7: So you didn’t go hang out with your Primary School CRUSH!?
1st Year 7: No, why would I?
*2nd Year 7 face palms* Oh my fucking god. You stupid son of a...
1st Year 7: LANGUAGE!
by AsainicAudric July 2, 2018
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Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.
by FreshUnicorn January 1, 2015
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primal fear

The highest level of fear that most people do not experience. This can also be related to the feeling of impending predation. Primal fear is your survival instincts at work.
"Every muscle in his body was tense, and this was no normal fear, this was a primal fear, he subconsciously knew he was being hunted"
by EugalpyK May 25, 2016
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Prima Donna

01: a person that's considered vain, temperamental and/or conceited.
02: a distinguished female operatic singer; a leading female operatic star; a diva.
A true prima donna is a diva. A prima donna wanna-be can be very prideful for example.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 27, 2004
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primadonna

A female who thinks she is the most high, and disregards everyone else. Always right
That bitch thinks she's some kinda primadonna!
by MR.BURNONE October 10, 2008
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