chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

Human Pretzel

When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.

I was late getting into work this morning because I got stuck in a human pretzel.

by dclaw1 January 17, 2012

Pretzy

Shockingly amazing; a definite step above awesome; rare and unmatched unique-ness, even unreal at times.

"Did you see that girl's shoes?! They were so pretzy!"
"Whoa...can you believe that guy's abs...so pretzy." >.<

"Your hair is incredibly pretzy today...makes me realize I need a new hairstyle." e_e
"I can't believe you don't like Japanese pop. I mean...it's beyond awesome - it's PRETZY even."

by AcquiredLuminescence September 18, 2011

Pretzel Beer

The way beer tastes having just smoked a cigar.

Ah that backwood was nice but now I'm stuck with this pretzel beer

by 357boy September 4, 2016

preity zinta

Nice titties.......actually amazing indian actress with pefectly nice ( and natural ) bubblas

Kya priety zinta hai yaar !! mujhe preity chahiye zinda ya murda!!

by Husband November 5, 2004

moon pretzel

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

by T.E.D. June 27, 2006

prepzel

a word used by punk rockers to describe a preppy girl. Used as an inside joke/insult.

Man that girl is a prepzel!! You see how much makeup she has on? She only has all them guys on her because of her looks and they only want to f**k her!!

by AnGeL April 10, 2004