portmanteau purloin

when the government makes you think through esp that someone knows your whereabouts and is talking about you which distracts you from your daily tasks.

The portmanteau purloin put the majority of Americans living paycheck to paycheck because they couldn't pay attention.

by Coop Dupe January 8, 2020

PostPandemik

A State of mind which makes you aware

Damn, Don't mess with him. He's Postpandemik state of mind.

by postpandemik May 23, 2020

Portmanteaupreneur

A derrogative portmanteau of the words portmanteau and entrepreneur, that refers to a relatively recent trend in certain online communities (usually in the online marketing & life coaching niches) of people trying to oversell their skills & services by using a whole slew of different portmanteaus involving the word "entrepreneur" while describing themselves.

Did you read her bio? It wrote: "I'm a 29 year old woman from Georgia helping other femmepreneurs like me to 10x their passive income careers!"

Also, the author of the "portmanteaupreneur" entry on UD is such a portmanteaupreneur! (meta)

by Tlukinic July 23, 2020

Portmand

When the very fabric of your being gets erased from the corridor of time when they who shall not be named places a black bag on your head, wipes all record of you ever existing in the first place, shaves off your hair and puts you in a room for months on end.

Just like in V For Vendetta, where Natalie gets Portmand - The government gave humans a quick glimpse of the reality.

I’ve said too much, I won’t be making it through the night bro…

Zef: We gotta be careful what we say bro, I cannot get Portmand like the rest of them.

Tang: You’ve already said too much, goodbye old friend…

by Mr Tang June 1, 2021

Postmortem objectification

A major societal problem where individuals are no longer valued as people after they die and instead are valued by society and the government as property, financial resources, and or objects

An example of postmortem objectification is when grave robbery laws treat deceased people as property instead of people, which can be inferred from language used in the laws and whether the penalty for committing the crime is more similar to that area’s laws about abduction or theft.

by Vanguard 1998 February 21, 2022

pish poshman

Someone who thinks they are, or is trying to be, classy or sophisticated. They are not pish posh but want everyone to think so.

"Beatrice says she is a firefighter and a scuba instructor. She seems interesting."
"Don't fool yourself, she's merely a pish poshman."

by jackiechanfanman September 16, 2015

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011