pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation

i was pollinating (sex act) her

by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025

cameron pullen

two words often that are used when two homosexual are having sex.

Son 1: where are our dads?
Son 2: they are having sex.
Son 3: argh haveing a cameron pullen are they.

by blue pancake waffle December 18, 2010

dan pillen

PURE AWESOMENESS

MAN, I WISH I WAS DAN PILLEN

by miata master April 26, 2014

nick polsen

kid who will probably end up fucking his cousin in 9th grade

Lol nick Polsen fucked his cousin

by That boil August 4, 2016

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018