Dutch Painting

Fine bitch with DSL is giving you dome and just as you discharge your gun into her cockholster you slap her so hard she spits the cum all over your wall and BAM a modern art masterpiece. Then that girl leaves and the next one comes and and the whole process takes place again on another wall.

Alex- How did you get that fine white art painting on your wall?
Jesse- Well, This spunky broad was all up on my dome piece so I let her choke on my baby maker for a little bit, I told her seconds before I blew not to swallow, after shooting my love sniper I gave her the quick one two "a.k.a the donkey punch" straight to the side of her dome piece ……..and that's a Dutch Painting is made

by Jesse O., Alex M. February 8, 2008

Japanese Finger Painting

When a guy jizzes into a bowl and a chick dips her fingers in the guys jizz then gives him a hand job

that bitch was Japanese Finger Painting me last night.

by Shawnica February 27, 2009

painting

The act of pinching and then slapping cheeks to make them rosey red

Jenny decided that painting her cheeks would make her look good for her boyfriend

by Cronicial April 10, 2011

painting

The act of ejaculating on the picture of a female, creating a very creative portrait that should be sold in a museum

I hate that bitch mariah Carey so much---I think I'll print out a picture and do a little painting.

by LoganDejobeBomaye May 4, 2011

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

Finger Painting

When an individual goes second base with a girl/woman while aunt flow is in town.

Boy 1:Fingered that girl last night
Boy 2: But she told me she was on her period
Boy 1: I dont mind a little Finger painting
Boy 2: Thats wrong man, just wrong!

by Tommy Glow February 12, 2009

pine cone painting class

is the class that special sam takes and doesnt even paint the pine cone right but gets a pat on back and 1/2 a point for trying 1/2 a point counts for a 100

sam got 3 points and 2 pats on the back today for trying in 6 subjects

by PNGS October 21, 2004