Pokemon AIDS

Also known as Poke-AIDS. A sinister computer virus that infects pokemon gameboy games when certain cheats are used. In the red, blue, and yellow versions, infection is caused by capturing a pokemon over lv 100, capturing misingnode, and possibly encountering misingnode at all. In gold, silver, and crystal versions, infection is caused by cloning pokemon in the PC by switching their locations to another box and then turning off the game before it is saved. The virus spends a long time after it activates where it just sits in your game, doing nothing, but if you link with someone their game gets it. Eventually it destroys ALL data it the game.

Just one case of Pokemon AIDS can spread to infect hundreds of games before anyone notices anything.

by Ebola&Bob January 24, 2008

Pokemon

The anime: The culprit of giving Pokemon a poor reputation among the former fans of the game (the older ones, at least.) As the anime continued it got worse and worse.

The cards: I was never really into the Pokemon cards, but based on what little I knew they were quite fun at the time. I'm not sure about today, though.

The game: Many people who are either misinformed or simply un-intelligent bash the game series. However, if one actually looks at it from a purely gaming standpoint, it actually requires a lot of intelligence and thinking on your feet. The games are quite fun and entertaining, (lets face it, nearly anyone could play it for 4 hours straight no problem), and require a substantial amount of strategy and planning.

Person 1: "Pokemon sucks!"

Person 2: "I agree, for the most part"

by sodank August 14, 2010

Pokémon Trainer

A stoned person, often 15 year olds, who throws stuff at wild animals, often rocks, while believeing that he/she are capturing creatures with Pokéballs. Sometimes the animals fight back and it becomes a "pokémon battle". During a battle the "trainer" uses his pet to harm the animal until it faints. For example, the "trainers" wolf (pet) fights a wild squirrel and beats the shit out of it until it faints then the "trainer" continues fighting harmless animals in the woods (for example).

No animals were harmed during the writing of this definition.

Person + weed = adventure in the woods with pet(s) + Pokémon trainer
Trainer + Stoned adventure + pet + wild animal = Pokémon battle
Pokémon battle + animal fainting = crime
Pokémon battle + animal dying = crime + stoned adventure in jail

by YummyKittens July 7, 2013

Pokemon GO

A game released in mid 2016, used to trick fat nerds into exercising by offering small virtual monsters called Pokemon also used to drain your money so you can buy virtual coins!

Misha: I play Pokemon go everyday, I play Pokemon G-

Rest Of the World: SHUT UP!

by DefinitionPotatoGuy39274846264 December 22, 2016

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

pokemotions

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the Pokemon series of games.

Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!

by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Pokemon goon

A pokemon goon is someone that sits at a pokestop all day mostly with a couple of his pals. These are literally the worst kind of people and they all deserve to be dick slapped 3 times.

Kyle- look at all them nittys sitting at that pokestop.

Steve- rahh bigman ting what a bunch of pokemon goons.

by Bigmantinggg July 19, 2016