family planning

What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!

The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.

by Shrinmarie September 22, 2007

plonking

The process of providing oral sex on a man's penis whilst he is on the lavoratory excreting faeces.

Jane (or Fred) was plonking George last night

by pidgey November 26, 2004

Plankin'

Hanging out, chillin'
The word could also be a synonym for cool.
etc.

We was straight plankin', y'all.

by GracieJ February 19, 2009

placking

v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.

Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.

Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.

by skybluewhaleshan January 8, 2009

bi-planing

Bi-planing is the action of one man sucking enough cock to fill his cheeks. at this time him and two other men will strip down and the two "propellers" pick up the "pilot' by the steering brooms inserted in the "pilot's" ass the "propellers start to perform helicopters and run aroundwith a bunch of other aviational experts in a field or bedroom. The Pilot will shoot out the 'ammo" in short burst aiming at other Bi-planers

Edward couldn't go to school today because he spent all night bi-planing with frank

by eddyoud November 22, 2011

Air planing

When blunt is reduced to roach and is still ablaze, sucking in the entire roach so that the entire burns instantly and hits hard

Dude my bro freaked out when he saw me air planing that roach last night

by Ducann Mandic November 8, 2010

planting corn

The act of a guy banging another guy in the ass.

That faggot sure likes planting corn.

by Numb nuts May 10, 2003