Douche Picture 

A Douche Picture is classified as the following:
A picture in the mirror showing abs.
A picture in the mirror showing non-existent abs.
A picture in the mirror flipping the mirror off.
or
A picture showing abs.
A picture showing non-existent abs.
A picture flipping the camera off.

Guy 1: "Dude delete that pic."
Guy 2: "why?"
Guy 1: "It's a douche picture."

Douche Picture by xXBITZXx July 29, 2011

Take His Picture 

To kill, murder, assassinate, someone.

I got 25 cent for you to take his picture.

Take His Picture by J Willa December 18, 2005

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture 

Motion picture released on video in the early 1980s featuring actresses sporting superior posteriors who were partial to penetration per the poop-chute. Historically, "Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture" is the flick that started the anal sex video craze.

"'Hubert, go online and get me a copy of SWEET ASS: THE MOTION PICTURE, will ya baby?'

"'Yes, dear.'

"He might be pussy-whipped," Tess told the salesman, "but he BELONGS to me!" She hiked up her skirt and farted without shame, just like that. Cubby was appalled but knew he was closing in on the kill."

-- Henry Chinaski, "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" (Black Sparrow Press, 1976)

Sweet Ass: The Motion Picture by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006

Profile Picture 

The first thing you stalk when you add a new friend on facebook.

Bro: Yo man im totally makin on this chick
You: K man lemme check her facebook

You: Dude, shes got mad tats on her profile picture
Bro: Dude, thats just her facebook in real life she has 10x bigger bongos
You: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet someeeeee

Profile Picture by Pear-Bear December 21, 2010

A picture is worth 280 characters.

A Liar-in-Chief’s immoral equivalent of “A picture is worth a thousand words.” When a caustic, narcissistic, racist, supremacist, or xenophobic tweet has the same negative or nauseating effect as a fake or frightening GIF.

In TrumpWorld, or among an obscene number of morally corrupt Trumpublican lawmakers, a picture is worth 280 characters.

A picture is worth 280 characters. by Covido February 8, 2022

ugly picture 

Not an attractive photo

Did you see Gary's ugly picture??

ugly picture by Booboopookie June 22, 2017

marijuana picture 

A film best enjoyed under the effects of cannabis.

While watching the Shrek Halloween special; "Is this a marijuana picture?"

marijuana picture by unknownczar November 23, 2019