photoshopping

Shopping for photos at the photo store / photo hut / photo shop.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go photoshopping, be back in a bit."

Guy 2: "But your computer's here."

Guy 1: "Not that kind of photoshopping! ;)"

(they break out into laughter)

Guy 3: "Will you guys keep it the fuck down over there?!"

by SpeedDemon987 September 8, 2009

Phooshat

A Phooshat is something that becomes a penguin after you poke it with the small section of your fingernail that contains the DNA of DINOSAURS.

Did you hear the golden girl became a Phooshat?

by darkx666xheart March 5, 2010

phobese

Obese with a P-H. Pretty hot and obese.

Roseanne is phobese!

by Hal Boyd Harmon February 26, 2003

mickey photoshoot

to take thousands of pictures of yourself as if you were a supermodel and store them either on a digital camera or cell phone.

Hey check this out! I mickey photoshooted myself yesterday. I'm fabulous in this pic!

by Jonathan Snow June 26, 2004

phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.

He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Phonosexual

Phonosexual describes a person who has a sexual attraction towards music or sounds.

Phonosexual kid: I reached an orgasm while listening to Skrillex.
Straight kid: You sure are a phonosexual.
Phonosexual kid:I sure am, I'm so turned on by music.

by EdnaExecution December 28, 2011

photoshop mage

The greatest designer of all time. He who goes by this name is destined to co-lead the design team of Sakuraosu and he will move on into Jade after his friend finally gets him to make a revamp to show the headmaster. From there he will join Ph4S3 Cl4n and make his waifu Rikka wet and horny. They will have baby's and his son will be named after his oh great friend who he was supposed to make a One Piece Twitter header but always put off... The great mage's apprentice will become evil and curse the world with his intimidation of masterpieces and he will steal the designs of the world. The son will then unleash his inner power and he shall put chains back on the evil once again.. THE END

Photoshop mage is Kervix

by Follow Me @HentaiStreams July 14, 2015