Pervert

a person who is constantly making ordinary things, like food, into something inappropriate.

Person 1: this banana is delicious!
Pervert: god, it looks like a...
Person 1: *stops eating banana*
Person 2: PERVERT!

by person 1: November 22, 2011

pewer

a toy or imaginary gun or laser that a child plays with

Little Riley is pretending to shoot with a laser pewer. Pew! Pew!

by cactusbird August 17, 2020

pervert

A man who is obsessed with having sex and enjoys looking at naked women, no matter what.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Pervert fagot lesbian

A group of words when used individually are demeaning, but when put together make no grammatical sense, as the word fagot refers to a male who is homosexual, while lesbian is referring to a female homosexual.

The word is usually said when the user (i.e. the person saying the word) is going on in an argument, and runs out of things to say.

If you look at the deeper meaning, the user of this statement could be referring to somebody who is "hermaphrodite," or, somebody with both male and female reproductive organs, in which this statement could make sense.

Mike: the reason I don't talk to him is that.. (gets cut off)

Fatima: pervert fagot lesbian, let me burn your socks.

Mike: what the.. uh.. okbye

by Mike Miguel February 15, 2009

perversity

American mis-spelling of perversion.
Perversity actually means "stubborn awkwardness".

I offered her a ride in my car, but she perversely decided to walk.

by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

PerKer

PerKer is a pervert lurking in chat or IRC, in hope of some free, live cyber-sex. (Pervert + Lurker = PerKer)

"Hedgehog44 is a total PerKer, he totally "got off" while NaughtyAllison and HotVanessa "got it on" in the chatroom."

by Hedgehog44 July 2, 2008

pervert

1) verb- To use or represent incorrectly.

2) noun- An individual who uses or represents something incorrectly.

1) The religious fanatics (Islamic Terrorist, Christian Crusaders, etc.) pervert their religion, in order to gain political and militant power.

2) Where is the fucking TV remote, dam-it? That pervert stuck the remote up his ass. That's probably were my lighter went too!

by Dirty Dustin November 6, 2006