Penelope

Penelope's are the most amazing people you could ever meet. They are funny, kind, beautiful and are always there for you. If you have a Penelope in your life, don't let them go. They are obsessed with finding out their friend's crush and then nagging them to ask them out. Penelope's are like the shining sun. They also have a dark sense of humour that can sometimes be concerning.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Penelope?
Person 2: Yeah, she's my best friend.
Person 1: Omg you're so lucky!

by Gh0sty666 October 21, 2022

Pénélope

Honestly the definition of a weirdo. Probably but not certainly a scorpio. Has weird sexual tendencies (is an exhibitionist). Has "friends"

person 1: "Oh look its that weird girl that doesn't stop talking about her pubes"
person 2: "You mean Pénélope"

by emojimovi2 October 27, 2022

Penelope

A heavy white girl, usually on YouTube videos with loud clothing and strange hair clips, earrings and necklaces. A reference to Criminal Minds.

Look she’s another Penelope

by Silly Latina April 14, 2023

Penelope

Code word for I'm trying to get laid, burn up and stop cock blocking 🚫

Aye bro Penelope called..

by Wsk-Ryan April 27, 2023

Penelope

Code word for I'm trying to get laid, burn up and stop cock blocking

Aye bro, Penelope.

by Wsk-Ryan April 27, 2023

Panel beating

Vigorous and rhythmic pounding, either into vehicle panels... but preferably into vaginas

Before I get started Panel beating, I'm gonna turn her inside out and lick her like a crisp packet

by Wellhungploughboy July 28, 2024

Penelope

Penelope; she is beautiful inside and out, her energy is magnetic and she always has a happy glow. penelope’s can pull off any hair color but she looks the best as a strawberry blonde. she has the most mesmerizing eyes that are bright and intelligent. she lights up any room she enters and puts a smile on everyone’s face. when you become friends with her at first she’s harsh and brutally honest but even though the things she says may hurt it’s something you’ll learn to love about her. she always has your back and penelope is always there to pick you back up and make you feel better even on your worst days. she’s hard working and determined and is always amazing at any sports she tries. penelope’s are rare, so if you have one in your life make the most of her.

i love my Penelope

by ella_49 August 20, 2024