The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.

I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!

by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021

Pake

A small under intelligent person. Usually nervous all the time.

Dont be a Pake man

by Nullats April 14, 2017

Pakeha male

Mostly murderers and rapists.
They like to rape and strangle Swedish tourists.
Pay to have sex with under-age boys and girls.
They work during the day, and go home to fuck their daughters who is kept under the house with her 12 children which have never seen daylight.
They drink in pubs and drive home drunk, some will hit children off their bikes while driving over bridges and not informing police.

Pakeha male is a wolf in sheeps clothing.
Never leave them alone with your children

by toptip1 November 9, 2009

pake

1. Noun: Ejaculatory fluid (cum).
2. Verb: To ejaculate.

1. After intercourse, there was pake all over the back seat.
2. Richard paked all over Emily's skirt.

by Chase Cheffe August 14, 2007

packeter

A person who attacks others IPs´ via using packets.

16:15 Matt: cawk cawk cawk dot
16:15 Chris: Dude, shut up.
16:16 Matt: No, U.
16:16 timmy: ZOMG! Hey chris is a l33t packeter! U betta shut teh fuk up!
16:16 Matt: niggas
16:17 Quit - Matt (~[e-mail].*.*) (Connection Reset By Peer)

by Musty January 16, 2008

Packet Bong

Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.

I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.

by netguy101 January 7, 2011

Parkettes

Located in Allentown, Pa. Is one of the oldest and well known gymnastics training centers in the country. Named after Mr. Park, who donated money to build a real gym. Co-owned by Bill and Donna Strauss. Know for its incredibly rigorous training and expense, that often burns out many of the high level gymnasts before getting to the Olympics. Past olympians include: Kristen Malloney, '00, and Kim Kelly, '92.

To be a Parkette, is to be a gymnast at Parkettes

Kristen Malloney would have done better at the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, if she would not have been injured due to being overworked at Parkettes

by handspringgirl97 January 13, 2011