procrastinasian

An Asian person who is fully skillful in delaying ones work until the last minute, and still earning a high passing grade.

Person 1: WTH!! OMG... that asian girl always does her homework the class before it is dued... and still gets an A ... while i study all day and night and work hard.. and only manage to earn a B "plus"... freaking procrastinasian... this is bullcrap...

Person 2: haha sucks for you :P

by LiLKagome378 September 29, 2006

Procrastinating

Definition, you right now. Chances are you searched this in irony so that way you wouldn't have to do that essay due in tomorrow, or to stop you from cleaning your room.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.

You: Lets see, what can I do instead of working for the next five minutes? I know, I'll search procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.

by Mechgeek June 8, 2011

peecrastination

When you have to pee, but you keep putting it off.

Peecrastination leads to that "Ahhh-why-did-I-wait-so-long feeling when you finally go.

by lovecandycane February 4, 2010

Procrastibating

When you have a long list of shit to get done but pleasure yourself instead

Me: “Hey man what’d you do this morning?”
Friend: “ Well I had a lot of stuff to do but I ended up procrastibating instead”
Me: “Nice.”

by TheBoysss April 25, 2021

Procrastinator

I'll put in a definition later.

I'm not a Procrastinator, I just don't want to do that right now

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021

procrastibation

Masturbation to kill time when you should be doing something else.

I engaged in an epic procrastibation spree when I should have been writing a paper.

by Harthacnut March 1, 2009

Procrastinating

What you're doing right now.

Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!

by still_procrastinating May 1, 2010