practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

Practice Hole

A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.

"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."

by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009

Practice Phil

What you say when you don't know what to say.

"Hey what do you think about my pop-edm gay orgy?"

"Practice Phil"

by pitems69 January 15, 2021

practicing ass

the act of dicking around without purpose, usually by a small child.

Mom: “What is Dez doing with that toy?”
Dad: “He’s just practicing ass...he don’t do nothing with sense.”

by MrE150 December 31, 2021

kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals

i had kingwood practice today... fml

by todom23 September 16, 2009

Billy Practice

The act of launching yourself face first onto a bed without using your hands or arms to break your fall, purely as a challenge to see if you can commit to the fall without flinching. The term was coined by kids. Nobody really knows who billy is but the name stuck.

My nephews were doing Billy Practice all afternoon. Just face planting like maniacs.

by Sedaohr March 28, 2025

Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.

George had practical blindness for summer reading.

by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012