Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.

This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.

by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014

How Many Possums?

This is a question that an employee will ask a manager to switch subjects and to fuck around.

KV: How is it going
Maddox: Good
Kv: Awesome Possum
Maddox: How many possums?

by Strikle March 21, 2019

Snow possum

Snow possum is a term invented by POC (people of color).
It describes caucasian Americans who hold views that can be considered racist and harmful to the black community.
Getting offended by such a term likely means that you sympathise with them.
Generally we wouldn’t use this term against non-racist caucasian individuals.
Even if it’s really funny.
Racism is no laughing matter.

Yo snow possum, what’s it like being racist? Ahahahahaha

by George Pol February 10, 2022

Awesome Blossom Possum

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...

Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...

by MooFly April 4, 2009

sky possum

invisible flying possums. Their rabies turn you invisibe.

sky possums must of bit my friend i can't find him

by sky possi king December 3, 2010

possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

awesome like a possum

A phrase used by Heightling Nation members to describe something especially cool. Originates from the fact that possums themselves are very cool, and of course that the word 'possum' rhymes with the word 'awesome'

"The White Stripes are awesome like a possum"-Queen Alexandria I

by TheRoyalGeneral May 1, 2004