A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"
Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!
*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!
*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
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