sexy pop tart

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"

Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*

by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

netflix and poptarts

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Pop Tart

A delicious pastry, commonly prepared by being toastered or microwaved.

Let's eat some Pop Tarts before class.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

poptarts

fruity rectangle figures that usually get your day started and makes you want to have more in the middle of the day.

Me 3 hours ago (damn your poptarts!)

by Dokido January 18, 2009

Poptarded

When someone is so high, they shove their face full of food in the most idiotic fashion.

Harry: Yesterday Sebastian got really high and ate five drumsticks!

Liam: He looked so stupid!

Harry: He was totally Poptarded

by youknowitstrue-seb March 4, 2015

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017