Poptart

You deserve mr puff cheeks to attack you

U poptart

by Poptarts-yes June 19, 2022

Nebraska PopTart

When you put your pecker in the toaster to warm it up for your old lady.

Oh just you wait babe, you're gonna love this Nebraska PopTart!

by Bob The Bus Driver June 28, 2022

Poptart

When your girl is extra hot and needy so you flip her over and fill her with cream until she is ooeygoey and overly toasted.

Damn, that girl can take it all, she’s my messy lil poptart

by ToastyMcStuffins July 5, 2022

Poptart John

A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Georgia PopTart

A visual comparison describing the mingling of menstrual blood with pale seminal fluid following sexual activity, resulting in a pink-and-red appearance reminiscent of a strawberry-filled pastry with icing.

Me and my girl just did a Georgia Poptart.

by That1Odd_Guy January 23, 2026

Strawberry Poptart

The act of fucking a girl on her period and then pulling out and glazing her puffy pussy lips with your cum, thus resembling a strawberry pop tart sweet frosting on the outside and strawberry filling on the inside

Last night during Anna‘s time of the month, Adam gave her a strawberry poptart.

by LWC4yourMOM February 4, 2026