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Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.
I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.
by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010
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poon

adj. Badass; tight; used to describe something/someone that is really awesome
Everyone at the concert was so poon.
by Emilo September 20, 2008
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Poon Party

Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)
Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.
by Collin H. December 8, 2007
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poon terrorist

A male who is of an abnormally horny nature, who persists in attempting to seduce every woman in his immediate radius, despite their complete lack of interest.
"Marty: Well, any luck with the women last night?"
"Lee: No, man, I tried every one of 'em but no luck."
"Marty: you're such a fucking poon terrorist."
by bigtomandhismainliner September 15, 2009
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Mun Poon

1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?

Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.

Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.

Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
by Jewsemen March 4, 2012
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aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009
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poon famine

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
by vulvahammer October 5, 2009
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