Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

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penii

A false plural for "penis" made up by the same smug pseudo-intellectual dorks who say "boxen" and "ignorami" and "virii". Also, most of them wear suspenders use UNIX (variants of which they call *NIXen).

Guy 1: "Some ignorami stuck their penii in my Linux boxen and now they're borken! This is worse than Winblows boxen with all their virii!"
Passer-by: "Who are you talking to?"

by Adam Polibus December 13, 2008

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peni

A brutal south california white power gang. PEN1 or PENI is an abbreviation of 'Public Enemy Number One'.

The recent rise in meth trafficking is credited to Peni

by merkinbjerkin May 16, 2007

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penie hut

Further diminutive of penie. This word can be used to describe a man who likes to make sex crimes in another man's anoose while listening Cookery Buchek's "Bing Bang".

Antoe is such a penie hut in Chemistry Class !

by Corkey Butchek December 7, 2006

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