"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."
"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"
"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"
"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"
"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"
"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"
"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"
by CorkBoi101 June 02, 2010
Joshua was sick of Hemet and decided to leave for good. Only to find himself back in Hemet a year later. Little did he know, he'd be doomed to pull The Ol' Hanshaw for the rest of his life.
by AnalUrinator April 07, 2021
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by Sullykiiid April 03, 2016
Cripers ole John, you could have blown up both of us with that dynamite
Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
Cripers ole Tom, you must have used a level with a bubble that was stuck, when you built that house
by Lionel_Twain September 30, 2020
Had a great time last night with that call girl, ended up giving her the Ole Frank after goin down on her. So far no symptoms have shown.
by TheMan769 April 07, 2021
When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
by _________________________-____ April 29, 2012