NUMPTY

THE WORD NUMPTY INFACT STARTED IN YORKSHIRE NOT SCOTLAND !!!!! its meanings are ;-

a) Someone who (sometimes unwittingly) by speech or action demonstrates a lack of knowledge or misconception of a particular subject or situation to the amusement of others.

b) A good humoured admonition, a term of endearment

c) A reckless, absent minded or unwise person

d) a idiot

a) "No. That wasnt wat she meant, ya big numpty!"

b) i.e. "Silly billy", "You big dafty"

c) "That numpty's driving his car with no lights on!"

by MADMART November 6, 2009

numpty

A short grey haired easily irritated Citizens Advice Bureau Advisor

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

numpty

A word used to describe someone from Congleton who drives a Silver Hyundai sports car.

Look at him - he's a right numpty

by Bad Dobby October 31, 2003

numpty

Someone who has a strange way round of doing and saying things. A Member of a well formed stage crew in England. Hence the nick name

James you Numpty!!!

by James Gray May 25, 2004

numpty

someone who uses an internet message board or chat room and comes across a bit daft

*see the general discussion board on www.audiogalaxy.com

by rob barnes January 14, 2005

numptie

A cross between a nummie (num-nuts) and a humptie (short fat person)

Look at that numptie over there.

by rKingie June 19, 2008

numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009