dirty niko

when you write 'public toilet' on his asscheek and then poop in his asshole for 4 hours straight.

kyle: hey do you want me to pull a dirty niko on you
niko: ah fuck yeah

by _astr02 January 21, 2022

The NikoFuji Effect

You're driving at full speed through the main straight of a mountain pass, but your track instincts kick in and you turn in way too early/late, resulting in a head on collision with a guardrail.

"Sorry, I encountered the NikoFuji Effect on the main straight."

by NikoFuji May 9, 2022

nigonometry

A version of triganometry made for black people which is extremely easy. It usually covers things like naming types of triangles or drawing them, and if the class is advanced, measuring them.

Shequan: Dude, in nigonometry class today we learned how to draw right triangles!
Jamal: Wow man that's crazy, I heard nig is super hard.

by uzi does it April 1, 2010

niko mcbrain

the amazing drummer for the best metal band ever, iron maiden.

niko mcbrain has a right foot that is not from this world

by brutaldeath August 4, 2007

niko

niko is a very good guy bestfriend. He’s very loyal. He is also a good dancer

person 1: did you see that guy dancing?!
person 2: yea it was niko

by ari!!!! May 1, 2019

Nikola

The most amazing person that has ever breathed air and he deserves nice socks. :>

Nikola is hot.

by 300000000000000000000000000000 April 26, 2021

Nikolai Gogol

My husband

"-I love Nikolai Gogol so much.

-For real, he's the best"

by nikolaisgoofyhat October 8, 2022