When a nechrophiliac becomes aroused but has no dead bodies to make love with then they may go through the process of decreasing the temperature of their hand by sticking it in the freezer/ holding it in ice or frozen peas/ standing outside in Wick in January and having a snowball fight without gloves. Following this they have a thorough masturbation session with the freezing cold hand(s) to give them the sensation of a dead hand pleasuring them in their favourite sick, twisted perversion.
"Aw man! After watching back to back horror movies on my week off from working at the morgue I'm pure ganting on a nechrowank! Just as well I spent £15 on icepoles at asda last night. Back of the net."
by Jeepsaw December 23, 2008
Get the Nechrowank mug.The act of guilt-tripping a friend; making sure that everyone in the room knows that you were left out; hosting a pity-party on yourself.
Friend 1: (To Everyone) Well thanks for the invite. It's not like I wanted to hang out with everyone. I just stayed home alone with no one to talk to.
Friend 2: Quit nelching dude, no one cares.
Friend 2: Quit nelching dude, no one cares.
by PhiTauPrezzzz March 26, 2012
Get the Nelching mug.When two giraffes (or elezens) furiously attack each other by swinging their heads like wrecking balls.
by Suspicious Miqo'te December 10, 2017
Get the Necking mug.by annoyinmous May 31, 2021
Get the Neche mug.Nehir is something special. No one can put her in a certain class of personalities because she is utterly unique. In consistence to her specialness, she says that she hates cliches but she secretly wants to be in one. She is really bright but she regularly doubts herself and needs validation. She is never wrong and never loses an argument, even if it is proven that she is wrong. She likes to talk to people but she is also sick of everyone, especially men. She talks a lot but never in a boring way. She struggles with a lot of issues but always finds something to keep going. She is extremely likely to overshare when she starts talking about her past but it never really bugs anyone because she is perfect at storytelling. She has a pretty loud speaking voice and often annoys her friends. She unwantingly wears glasses because she thinks that she looks like a cartoon character when she does; even though in reality, she looks very cute in them. Everyone around her should appriciate her presence because she is beautiful, smart and precious. Some synonyms for "Nehir" are "perfection", "flawlesness", and "uncanniness".
Seeing Nehir was the highlight of my day.
by hayırsızaileninküçükçocuğu November 30, 2021
Get the Nehir mug.by mr_oatmeal December 10, 2021
Get the nehi mug.by DaBadGuy360 February 1, 2012
Get the noodle necking mug.