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Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.
Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."
by Meytal Mantzur April 3, 2012
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Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.
A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing
by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015
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Mental Mullet

1. Noun: When you can't remember something silly like the name of the street you grew up on. It's similar to a brain fart.
2. Noun: Something that is so disturbing/ ugly/ stupid/ painful, etc that it hurts your brain to think about.
1. What's her name again?.... Ummm... Ugh, what a mental mullet .

2. Omg, how embarrassing that was. What a mental mullet .
by ThatGirlPeach November 8, 2017
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mental kendall

When Kendall Jenner goes crazy and starts honking the crap outta you
‘Hey look at the car behind us going Mental Kendall on us’
by RFRKX December 13, 2017
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Mantap jiwa

Mantap jiwa = jiwa yang mantap or very strong soul
Mantap jiwa means very good in Bahasa Indonesia, but it has different feeling when u using it. You should put the emoticon 👍 to express this feeling. Mantap jiwa also can be as Mantap soul. Jiwa means soul.
Eneng: How's my cooking?
Dedek: Woah.. Mantap jiwa! 👍 I very like it!!
by Advantages November 27, 2018
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Mental relationship defect

Similar to a mental defect, but applies to intimate relationships, particularly when one party takes subtle steps to sabotage a relationship.
Tom: I thought you two were getting along great until she flipped shit over you ordering fettuccine instead of linguine and then insisted on taking everything to go for leftovers.

Jerry: Yeah, that girl has a mental relationship defect.
by KM and KM March 7, 2019
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mental kink

Something that really turns you on in terms of creating strong positive emotions; Something you spend a lot of time with that you're mentally addicted to and give all your time to.
"Noah is constantly on the internet it's like he's never offline. The internet really is his mental kink."
by Teakotsu June 23, 2019
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