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Manitoba Moose Pie

The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
Anna: Please give me a Manitoba Moose Pie!
Dave: Are you sure?

Mike: <slurp slurp slurp>
by TyPel911 January 26, 2022
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Monitext

Monitext is the incomprehensible gobbledygook in a message sent, unchecked, by someone with autocorrect turned off.
"H9la, lcpld anottlr chpgame"
"I think I've just been monitexted..."
by Not a Commando June 13, 2023
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Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.
Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.
by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014
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campus monitor

A nosy piece of shit whose only purpose in life is to pop up out of no where and spoil your plans while on school grounds. These motherfuckers ain't got shit else to do but sniff sniff you out on campus, peer through the little crack in the bathroom stall while your mans is sucking you down on the toilet and giving you series and shit, and ruin the fun! Instead of joining in, these bitches will write you up and get you expelled, and just ruin your whole mother fucking day, so if you see one, steer clear and DONT let them catch you fucking!
"Oh shit, here comes a campus monitor. Hurry up and pull your skirt down!"
by Zerealdankbeauteh May 8, 2018
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Camp Manitou

This place fucking sucks. Hell for any boy who goes. Kids are complete dicks and are fucking annoying. Every child is a spoiled little brat who is a piece of shit.
Boy 1: Hey you heard about Camp Manitou?
Boy 2: Yea that camp is the definition of shit. Fuck that place.

Boy 1: Fax
by Useful information 8peat April 9, 2019
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Triple Monitor Setup

A shitty flex used on normal people with only one or two monitors to compensate for the user's small genitalia or lack of heterosexuality.
Talk to me when you have a triple monitor setup!
My triple monitor setup is ACTUALLY FIRE.
by dexti November 5, 2019
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Barbara Manitee

The manitee ingénue of the daytime drama endangered love. This is the favorite tv show of Larry the cucumber and if you don’t know who that is...you should be ashamed of yourself and your family
Larry: Barbara Manitee (Manitee, Manitee) I’ll be your Mona me (Mona me, Mona me) take you to the ball (to the ball, to the ball) I hope your not too tall ( you might have trouble dancing
by Whataburger is my dad August 1, 2021
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