Missing the point 

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

Missing the point by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Half-Massing It 

Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.

...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!

Half-Massing It by MrDomino December 28, 2007

Church Mousing 

When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity

“They’ve been upstairs for a while”
“Yea, they’re probably up there church mousing”

Church Mousing by Loose bits February 22, 2023

trampoline moshing 

when numerous people get on a trampoline and jump around in a wild and crazy manner while thrashing around, headbanging, slamming, pummeling, tackling, and running into each other.
--just like regular moshing, except done on a trampoline, causing it to be crazier, more dangerous, and more extreme, therefore making it 10x better
--usually done while some insanely amazing screamo music is being played
--may result in unpleasantness, fainting, disorientation, loss of conciousness, excessive bleeding, seizures, sh***ing your pants, serious injury, or death (trampoline mosh at your own f***ing risk >:D)

Ricardo: Hey, look!! There's a trampoline!!!!!
Chuck: Let's go trampoline moshing!!!!!
Amelya: F**K YEAH!!!!!
Other girls:AHHH!!!! *run away in girly manner*

trampoline moshing by Amelya the Great June 29, 2009

Bum-Moshing  

Chloe peens and myselfs variation of hardcore moshing. Usually invovlves jerking your hips, bum and villus around the social area...very amusing sport and highly embarrassing to take part in...

Hey look....its chloe...she is bum-moshing as usual =] she has forgotten to tuck her peen-like villus back in haha

Bum-Moshing by the villus-peen January 5, 2008

Moosing 

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

Moosing by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006

mousing 

the act of a woman secretly pulling their clitoral hood

Jane was fumbling in her pockets i knew she was mousing

mousing by chimp1886 February 28, 2008