Moist Balls

The point at which your balls moisten with the anticipation of oncoming sexual acts

Dude, I totally got moist balls last night on my date when she bent over to pick up her keys

by shmandrew February 14, 2012

moist day

Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".

A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."

by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004

Moist Gerbil

Derived from the popular adolescent game soggy biscuit, moist gerbil is played by bored males with small pets. May lead to felching, but this is not essential

Steve: you up for a game of soggy biscuit?

Rory: nah, let's spice things up a bit, moist gerbil!

by D0min0 June 25, 2009

Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

by Birdman February 10, 2005

moist nunza

The act of sticking it in a girl's anal cavity in a stall you just took a shit in. You then take your shit brick and insert it into her vaginal hole. (essentially double teaming by yourself)

Yeah I was hanging out with this girl and I straight up gave her the moist nunza.

by ahdsfjkaldhfkljah November 3, 2006

moist jessie

Is when you bend your leg up to your butt and insert you big toe in your ass hitting your g-spot

I'm gonna go home, get a shower and then give myself a moist Jessie.

by Justnotright December 3, 2014

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009