Saint Joseph, Missouri is where the Pony Express originated and Jessie James once roamed and robbed, was shot and killed. It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Also home of the armpit of America. Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope.
Also home of the armpit of America. Shithole of Missouri, overran by tweakers and sluts that hoe themselves out for dope.
by AKellisStills November 18, 2021
Get the Saint Joseph, Missourimug. A really boring city in Texas. Close enough to the gulf to be affected by huricanes and extreme humidity. It is usually around 70-85 degrees farenheit during the holidays. Susceptible to massive droughts during the summers. Mostly every teenager smokes weed. Because it is so boring.
by calcualter August 13, 2011
Get the Missouri City, Texasmug. son: "Dad this girl from school called me about a job offer."
dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
dad: "Well what kind of job; blow, hand, Missouri muscle fuck?"
by missouri-man May 6, 2009
Get the Missouri muscle fuckmug. Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.
This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
by K1892 November 23, 2010
Get the Missouri Canoe Blowmug. A girl takes a weiner inbetween her buttcrack and resembles a hot dog going into a bun, and she likes it. Another variation is the Chili Dog.
by Joey Fatone May 11, 2004
Get the missouri hot dogmug. by Rutabaga gardenhozer August 25, 2016
Get the Missouri mud duckmug. by Jackson Missippi July 17, 2016
Get the Missouri Cum Wagonmug.