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MILF

Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"
by The Evil Steve August 24, 2005
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My Mom, You're a wonderful MILF, Happy Mother's Day
by Jonathan Rowe December 27, 2008
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Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011
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Buuuuurn. #milfjokes
by duderino555 October 26, 2014
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MILF

Hiiro: hey, Aro.. look at that MILF

Aro: Hiiro, don't call that lady that word!
by Blackpeacock10000 July 29, 2020
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Used In pornhub to bait dumasses for their video, Usually taged as : milf teacher readhead big tits mother... ; To get as much views as possible
Friend 1 : John's mom is such a milf;
Friend 2: if you want you can search it in ph.
by UrbanTeacherWritter May 28, 2020
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MILF

Mother I'd like to Fuck
Mother I'd like to Facebook...lol
Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF
by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016
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