Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF
If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
by Alphonze May 06, 2011
Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
by The Evil Steve July 28, 2005
by Jonathan Rowe May 14, 2007
The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
What you need:
-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack
-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes
-A smile and bag of jokes
The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.
by Sumsortagod July 23, 2011
Mom I'd Love to Fuck- Middle aged woman, married, who is a Mom. She is sexy and always gets comments from neighbors and strangers about what a great fuck she would be and how you want to cuckold her husband and have sex with her. Her son is flattered when he hears these compliments about his mom.
I have heard from my friends and neighbor that my wonderful and loving Mom, Maureen, is a MILF. I am so proud to be her son.
by JoeSon4 September 11, 2020
Boy 1
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF
Damn... Check out that hot woman that just moved in next door.
Boy 2
She's got all those kids with her.
Boy 1
Yea... She's a MILF
by Collegeboy126 August 25, 2016