Mather

I am a mother and a father to my daughter. I celebrate both holidays and on the actual "Fathers" day we celebrate Mathers Day!

Happy Mathers Day to all you true and single parents!

by Kblake June 16, 2017

meherun

a sexy, smart and beautiful lady who everyone is obsessed with and will do anything got her

person 1: hey look at that meherun

person 2: damn mad i'd do anything to be with her
person 3: i'd do anything to be her

by homosapien#2319 December 22, 2020

Methorny

The definition of this word is when you are high from the substance Crystal Meth, Ice, Crystal or Methamphetamine and horny at the same time

Person A: “I really can‘t look away from this chicks ass!“
Person B: “Stop it man, you‘re just Methorny...“

by Complexx May 25, 2021

sass-o-meter

A measurement of one's utilized level of sass. A scale of 1-10 is usually employed, although numbers outside of the scale can be used for emphasis

Homie 1: Well your sister is pretty fat, too!
Homie 2: Level 10 on the sass-o-meter!

Homegirl 1: Get in the car!
Homegirl 2: Tone down the sass doe! You're off the charts on the sass-o-meter!

by okayyyycb3 April 2, 2011

Fack Mather

Oftenly used in SRO, is an slang term for Fuck Mother.

Guy1: Dude, get the f*ck out of my grinding spot.
Guy2:Fack mather!

by MetalMasteR™ April 19, 2009

one meter hurdle

The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The object of the game is to shoot your stream over the hurdle and into the stall. This game is the ultimate test of manliness

George and Jimmy just finished a round of the one meter hurdle. There were no winners

by ishigatori November 25, 2004

methelope

An antelope that has been using crystal meth, resulting fur with a patchy, matted appearance. The methelope is typically found in New Mexico and Colorado; however they make frequent voyages to Socorro, NM, where Yeso the dog operates the Central Methelope Meth Lab.

"Honey, look at that animal on the side of the road! It looks sickly! What ever could it be?"
"Dear, that's a methelope. Damn things are running amuck again."

by Sexi Texi April 27, 2007