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Meating

A meeting with another guy in which you touch meatsticks; synonomous for gay sexual intercorse.
Gay Boy#1: dude wanna go in the bathroom for a quick meating?

Gay Boy2# IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION!! OF CORSE I DO!!
by jewrock February 18, 2011
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Bad Fart Meeting

How you describe a meeting to a colleague that wasn't there that turns into a smelly mess because of big egos, bad process and attitudes, and someone in particular who wants control but doesn't have it making a big stink.
I came back from the meeting and my colleague took one look at my face and said 'how did the meeting go?' and I said: "it stank...like a bad fart... a bad fart meeting".
by LucidLibrarian November 24, 2010
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meeting time drift

When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.
It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.
by Ananananas August 14, 2009
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meeting with donald trump

Euphemism for going to the toilet used by cockneys as it rhymes with dump.
Get the beers in, I'll be back in a jiffy. Got a meeting with Donald Trump.
by neo78 October 23, 2009
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TUBMAP Meeting

Totally Useless But Munchies Are Provided

A meeting that is a total waste of time and of little importance to all attending, lacks purpose and clear direction.
However, food is served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.
"Man I hate these weekly meetings, they're sooo boring!"

"Yeh, total TUBMAP meeting"

"For sure......those muffins are pretty awesome though"
by mrdope September 7, 2009
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meating

To have really gross sex. Either, with someone gross, or just doing gross things.

They meated, They were meating.
Oh my god, Ashley has been meating since middle school. What a whore.
by Chloe1111111111 March 18, 2010
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Masting

A more simple and descrete term for masturbating, to be used in situations which don't permit one to boldly state the self indulgent activity.
I saw Jimmy masting on his lawn yesterday!
by Joel Durling November 1, 2005
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