Merve

stupid ass hoe (totally not because of this one merve I know)
(not directed to any other merves)

*merve sitting down*
Guy 1: Ew girl yo breath stanks stay away hoe
Guy 2: Fr fr

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023

mermerchirp

Slow,annoying,weird lookin person. Code for calling someone sped, Term for making fun of someone.

Mermerchirp cookin. Mermerchirp pulled up to the function.

by Ms.Sigma April 20, 2024

mever

most likely never.

— "guys, how do y'all think, when will mattpatt unretire?"
— "mever"

by mythrézia May 21, 2024

Merser

A star broken off the hood of a Mercedes Benz, often worn as jewelery eg on a chain.
Common among the german punk scene and among young socialists and anarchists.

No way, is that a new merser on your chain?

by Ernesto "che" guessvarra February 17, 2026

Mercersburg Academy

When the only thing people talk about is the latest hookup

Did you hear about J and A?
Mercersburg Academy

by Gl25 January 26, 2025

jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

alexis mercer

A thing that will fuck anything with a dick

"Alexis mercer (a 14 year old) fucked Felix (22 year old) in the woods while she was on her period with protection .

by Suck_my_clit February 6, 2018