Waffle Maker

Taking a crap on an open laptop computer and slamming it shut.

Dude, that a-hole left me a waffle maker.

by Pygmy Squid April 4, 2009

Waffle Maker

Ridiculously fine abs, so pristine and cut that batter would sit perfectly inside its ridges like that of a waffle maker. Those who possess a waffle maker have the sickest abdominals known to man and are not afraid to show it.

Oh snap, did you see his waffle maker? Id like to pour my batter on that waffle maker. He is ripped!

by The Danglers 304 June 13, 2010

meader

abbreviation of southmeader
used mostly in Bristol (me home town)
but ive herd it up in norfolk too
meanin sum tramp arsed twat who hangs round outside the burned out post office with marlboro umbrellas whatever the weather

shiiit!! theres meaders wes gonna get jacked!
(sed under breathe after bein jacked) fuckin meaders........

by Dinger McCharles June 2, 2004

Makers, All

An incredibly idiotic marketing campaign launched by Purdue University in October 2010. A play on the school mascot name Boilermakers, the advertisements contain pseudo-empowering statements of Purdue's accomplishments and potential for future impact. Members of the Purdue community are encouraged to fill in the blank, "I am a ____ maker." For example, a young college-educated woman proudly referring to herself as a "baby maker." The purpose of the campaign is unclear, given that the university has no trouble recruiting tens of thousands of entitled, overly confident undergraduates every year, and it seems that the $250,000+ could be better spent amidst the school's current budgetary crisis.

Boilermakers are strong-willed. Hard-working....We build things stronger. Faster.....What we make moves the world forward.

We are Purdue. Makers, All.

by omnichic82 October 27, 2010

jam maker

Based on the ability of your mouth to turn fruit into jelly, "jam maker" is slang for mouth.

"Shut your jam maker and watch the movie!"

by Mama Spell November 8, 2011

widow maker

A widow maker is a one-shot break-action 12 guage shotgun.

Don't make me pull out the widow maker boy

by frsky June 9, 2008

up to the maker's mark

To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides of various pieces of hydraulic drilling equipment. To be up to your nuts in guts, to bottom out.

Chuck was up to the maker's mark in Cindy last night - that must explain why she's walking funny today. - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006