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The Sloppy Whopper with Heavy Mayo

The act of sneaking up on a friend from behind, and ejaculating on their backs without him or her noticing.
Man, John did it again. The Sloppy Whopper with heavy mayo... i need a new shirt.
by stan harris March 28, 2007
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Adding Mayo

The act of exaggerating a story that is not that exciting in order to get a reaction from listeners. Like in a sandwich adding mayo makes the sandwich better, the same goes for a dry story.
person 1:"i went into the fridge the other day and the milk was so off that when i took a sniff i vomited my entire breakfast back up!"

person 2: mate i think your adding mayo to that story, no one cares about your off milk
by pattolicious August 22, 2010
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Swine-co de Mayo

THE new 'Cinco de Mayo' Celebration in the USA for this year, especially in sunny San Diego, CA.
"Dood, let's grab some pork 'carnitas' boo-ree-toes (burritos) and a 'seis' (sixer) of cold Dos Equis. It's 'Swine-co de Mayo'!!!
by Mnr Bnr May 5, 2009
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Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.
In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.
by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008
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whore mayonaise

what my boyfriend calls his tasty cum
He shot loads of whore mayonaise down my waiting throat
by beck March 21, 2004
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Chinko De Mayo

“Are you going to eat at a Mexican restaurant for Cinco de Mayo?”
“No, I’m doing Chinko de Mayo this year and drinking sake and eating sushi. It’s a Chinko de Mayo miracle!”
by Bunker Fairway May 6, 2013
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mayocide

The mocking or sarcastic term given to the white supremacist conspiracy theory that Jews are orchestrating genocide on the white race by allowing legal abortion, mixed-race babies, interracial marriage, and non-white immigrants usually seeking asylum. In other words, non-white people (and some white people) exercising basic human rights are somehow causing a genocide. This conspiracy theory is also known as the Great Replacement and was heavily featured at the Charlottesville, VA Nazi rally in August 2017 titled "Unite the Right" that featured nazis and white supremacists marching with tiki torches shouting, "Jews will not replace us." This rally ended in the domestic terrorist attack that killed Heather Heyer.
White_supremacist_1488: "white people are being genocided by the jews through interracial marriage!"

Everyone else: /rolls eyes. "Mayocide can't come soon enough."
by pbts January 11, 2020
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