front door mat

woman's pubic hair

I wanted to take at peek at the front door mat while we were kissing but she stopped me

by notta hater February 27, 2011

eb tvou mat

Russian swear expression which literally means ''Fuck your mother''.

''Man you punched me in the face! Eb tvou Mat''

by Crazy suka October 5, 2015

the mat lewis experience

highly influential, though short lived English/Polish jazz fusion band famous for the bass guitar work, original songs, outrageous style and performance of its eponymous frontman Mathew"Golduck"Lewis on songs such as 'With a Rye Smile'','Purple Sandwich(and the contents within)','Rocky Dennis','Voodoo Girl who probably wants sex :s (LOL)'etc

The band's peak of popularity was in the 1970s, when it released six albums that blended elements of jazz,jazz fusion,jazz funk and cock jousting

"did you see the mat lewis experience last night?"
"yeah they were shit,all mat did was a rye smile bass medley the entire 6 and a half hours"

by (Jonnyp79) March 2, 2008

purple welcome mat

when your assfucked so hard that your rectum swells up and turnes purple.

im horny, roll out the purple welcome mat.

by jason dye May 15, 2003

human bath mat

it's when a midget with dreads lays flat on their stomach and you use them to dry your feet after a sexy bath.

Jake:Why's that midgets hair so dirty?
Mike: With all that human bath mat action you really shouldn't be surprised.

by jazeck May 21, 2010

ur cat a mat

The worst insult in the English language. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, and ur dog a log
Every time this is said the universe gets one step closer to deletion.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 3: lol u guys are such fucking nerds
Person 1: oh yeah person 3? ur cat a mat
*Person 3 explodes and the universe deletes itself*

by ey das prety guud May 14, 2018

rag mats

cloths used for cleaning, rags (dish towels), and mats, cloths in front of the door

Use the rag mats to clean the dog's feet

by bass_star =_=;; September 27, 2010