Dirty Marion

When you indulge in masterbating your Great Dane.. your second Great Dane comes up behind you and slips you a bone of his own.

I was lent over entertaining Casper and Fido slipped me a Dirty Marion

by Spunkleton Spermaticus June 6, 2020

Marion

The sweetest town on planet earth.
25 miles east of Asheville, NC. (That's about 30,000 paces for you pirates out there.)
If you still don't know where it is, get a map.

I <3 MARION!
You live in Marion? Dude, total sweetness!

by Zane T. Finley April 23, 2006

yes motion

a gesture used to symbolize a great achievement or victory; not a fist pump

As he stood before the beautiful women laying in his bed, he did a little "yes motion" before jumping her.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

matian

A perfect human. cant get better then Matian. Above with worlds most respected individuals. Have a huge penis. A chick magnet, best fuck on earth.

Brad Pitt: " i wish i was a Matian"

by Matian June 14, 2009

Mating Squeak

A noise a human sometimes makes when being or seeing someone that sexualy arouses them.

The girl sent out a mating squeak as the boy walked by.

by JEssii November 2, 2007

marion jones

Someone who screwed over other female sprinters who played by the rules who tried to get on the U. S. 2000 and 2004 Olympic teams by using the clear in an attempt to win five gold medals. She also holds Belizean citizenship and could very easily have attempted to win only one medal for Belize without needing to dope. She not only screwed over female American 100m and 200m sprinters and long jumpers who played by the rules, but also all of the other women on the U. S. 4X100m and 4X400m relays who also had to surrender their bronze and gold medals, respectively, none of them having juiced. After having lost all her money and endorsements and having committed check fraud, it is unclear how she will be able to get even a job at McDonald's handing out fries, since McDonald's sponsors the U. S. Olympic Team. Verb: To obtain by cheating large amounts of assets and prestige as an athlete, only to lose it all in a series of scandals and crime.

If I were either of Marion Jones' two sons, I would refuse to celebrate Mother's Day, given that everyone would know what Mom had done.

by terrible jogger January 12, 2009