Matilda's are generally best people to ever exist in every aspect. She eats only pineapple and drinks only milk. This bright eyed goddess is truly heaven sent. She is more intelligent than every person in the room, even those who are much older than her and especially those who think they are more clever than her. Be aware sometimes she bites but most of the time she is an angel. Not only is she an angel by heart but she looks like one too. Don’t let her striking beauty fool you of her brains. She is like a silly combination between a unicorn and a fish. Magical and mysterious but still fishy. She makes a great dinner! :P (And breakfast)
If you come across a Matilda don’t be afraid to pour some sauce on her. She will enjoy it! Also make sure to untie her shoes.
If you come across a Matilda don’t be afraid to pour some sauce on her. She will enjoy it! Also make sure to untie her shoes.
by Jesus’s and god March 22, 2019
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by UrjanApple January 19, 2019
Get the Maxidale mug.A foreign person with a massive cock, usually Mexican and contains the thog part. Thog just really don't care anymore. He will poop on you and make a lot of poop jokes. He is a very hard working person and will make some mean pizzas. He also invented the famous sentence "bruh moment."
Stranger: "Hey, I heard matiathog was in town today."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."
by Mr. Julian May 28, 2019
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Get the Mattdaddy mug.Matilda is normally a very bright girl. She is very beautiful and can be very bright at times. The only fault is sometimes she may be hiding her emotions. Everyone needs a Matilda in their life to help them. -Follow me on insta “x.ellie_dias.x”
Matilda is a very smart girl.
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She is kind,caring, beautiful but annoying at times but she is always there for you. Her smile always brightens up your day. She is lazy at times but has a good figure. She can be sensitive and cares about people and her family a lot. Loves to spend family time. She is shy but when you get to know her she is crazy and her laugh is cute. If you have a friend named Matilda keap her. She is not a girly girl but loves to do her makeup. Love her with all your heart.❤
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