Mathdebating

Masturbating with a lisp. It sounds rather nerdy.

Math Nerd 1: *Math stuff*

Math Nerd 2: *Debating about math stuff*

Math Nerd 1: Ooh! Mathdebating is giving me a nerdgasm!

Math Nerd 2: Me too!

by OMGITSTHESIZEOFAWALRUS August 27, 2011

mathematical fallacy

Nerds like to use this when they procrastinate.

The mathematical fallacy 2 = 1 is a classic one, guess which step is incorrect:

Let x = y.
Multiply by x: x² = xy.
Subtract y²: x² − y² = xy − y².
Factorize: (x − y)(x + y) = y(x − y).
Divide by (x − y): x + y = y
Because x = y, replace all x's with y's: y + y = y
Simplify: 2y = y
Divide by y: 2 = 1

Did you see the incorrect step? Spoiler alert: it's the fifth one; you can't divide by (x − y), as that equals 0 (because x and y are equal), and you can't divide by zero.

by Lakitu's Cloud December 10, 2014

mathterbate

Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.

"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."

All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture

by Brando-The-Hutt September 14, 2016

mathaeus

A name meaning gift of god and someone with high power.

Someone with this name possesses the traits of kindness, honesty, and loyalty.

This mn is incredible, it's as if he's name is Mathaeus

by Tristan the Monkey April 26, 2017

mathiest

The belief/idea that mathematics is a mind control device that leaves us brain dead.

Stay far away from these heretics.

Issac: I heard that Jamie was a firm mathiest.
Clark: Really? What a damn idiot.

by HereticalFuckboi January 25, 2018

mathematics

the science that deals with the study of numbers in relation to operative functioning calculation signs.

i love mathematics so much i can study it all day long!!!

by Jamanworld_2000 January 28, 2018

matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019