The myth that you can do (almost) everything with math, or that being good at math or logic is a secure ticket to financial freedom, which is absolute bull if you look at the millions of exam-smart or geeky people who love math and have excelled in the subject, yet could hardly make ends meet.
Let not mathematical heresy blind you, because your love for numbers and their relationships more often than not doesn’t pay the bills nor guarantee you a decent job.
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"I've had eight beers now and I feel really good ..... so if I have have another eight beers I'll feel TWICE as good!"
It gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;
(I've used USA names in keeping with the American flavour)
Dirk; Hey, it's 2am .... don't you have a presentation to the board at 9
T-Bone; Yeah, but I figure I'm going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
Dirk; Boy, T-Bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag .... another double bourbon?
"I've had eight beers now and I feel really good ..... so if I have have another eight beers I'll feel TWICE as good!"
It gets worse when combined with a work day, figure this;
(I've used USA names in keeping with the American flavour)
Dirk; Hey, it's 2am .... don't you have a presentation to the board at 9
T-Bone; Yeah, but I figure I'm going to drink till 6, have a shower and breakfast, then write the presentation between 6:15 and 7:30, and that gives me an hour and a half to get to work by the public transport system (note the responsibility shown) and finish rehearsing on the train
Dirk; Boy, T-Bone, that multi-million dollar contract is in the bag .... another double bourbon?
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He wants to make sure your comfortable, he will grow so attached to you but he will respect your space. If there is anytime that you don’t want him around, all you need to do is tell him that you just want some you time. He will gladly let you go, because he cares about your well being. But if you break up with him, it will break his heart. Most likely, he will continue to be your friend and will try to win you over once more. But once he’s moved on he’s moved on, he never looks back. He will spend hours on end with the woman he loves. But if there is no special someone for him yet, he will spend time making friends searching for that special someone. Mathew is also really smart, most likely capable of skipping grades. But he chooses not to elaborate upon that potential so that he can stay with his friends and the people he loves. Taking AP enrollment classes, and doing many extracurricular activities. Among these is probably football, Mathew is amazing at football. He is coaches favorite, and might sign for varsity his freshman year. Combining this extreme intellect and athleticism, he becomes one of the most popular kids you know. But he does not use that to bloat. If faced with an opportunity, he will use it to help someone else. Mathew is pationate about the things that take his time. Be nice to Mathew, love Mathew, let him know that you are there for him and that he is not alone.
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