play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike 

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike by airda07 June 1, 2023

Walpole, Massachusetts 

This town is literally the biggest don't judge a book by its cover ever. "Oh look! Such a cute lil town!" NOPE. literally everyone there is either super racist and homophobic or super gay. There is no in between. Also tax is wicked high.

Oh damn have you been to Walpole, Massachusetts?

Walpole, Massachusetts by Failure.cos February 9, 2022

Hull, Massachusetts 

The ghetto of Boston's South shore. Whitest town ever too. Don't go here, a poor white dude will mug you. Sports suck too

Person a:Did you hear about that serial killer from Hull, Massachusetts?
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.

Hull, Massachusetts by xxxGigachad69420 April 16, 2023

massachusettes college of liberal arts 

This is a small liberal arts based college in North Adams Ma. The resources here suck and it feels like it's in ancient times with the technology. It feels more like a high school than a college. With a population of like not even 2,000 students everyone knows everyone. There is tons of gossip, the sports suck, and best of all you can't even allow more then one person into your dorm. Absolute bullshit, the rules here are pathetic. Also there is only one street off campus you can party it and it's full of townies. Pines are the only people that actually turn up at this school.

massachusettes college of liberal arts

massachusettes college of liberal arts by thatguy2318 November 5, 2013

Massachoosetts 

A New England state where everyone sneezes a lot, especially during chillier months.

I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.

Massachoosetts by QuacksO October 6, 2018

Massachewsetts 

Da New England state where Violet Beauregarde came from; kids elsewhere in the state have begun to emulate her disgusting chicle-chomping habit.

I hear that Wrigley's Gum is planning to open a new plant in Massachewsetts to keep up with the demand for their delicious minty products.

Massachewsetts by QuacksO March 13, 2019

massichusetts 

The coolest spelling of Massachusetts. Real ones know that this is a serious masshole thing.

Dawg that’s not how we do it back in Massichusetts.

massichusetts by Poppinchicken123 July 18, 2022