martini

On a film shoot, the last shot of the day.

"This shot is "the martini." The next shot is in the glass.

by thevineyard May 16, 2007

Galapagos Martini

AKA. Tuesday Morning Adobe Special service: obscure grifting practice whereby a nubile young man serves a cocktail of lithium, cognac and valium (Tuesday Morning Adobe Special) to an older man, then proceeds to face rape his victim. Finally, the younger man walks away with the older man's possessions while the victim is left unconscious and naked.

Did you hear about Fred? He drank the Galapagos Martini.
Now the Feds are after that twink he met at the End Up.

by marty1973 March 30, 2009

martini

To finger your girl's (err ... or dude's) anus while lubing it up during 4play, then while ramming your pipe into her ass, stick the finger that you were sticking up her poop chute into her mouth! It's like eating the olive off the toothpic in your "cocktail." With enough lubricant, they wont even know what they just et till you tell them.

Marty worked Billie into such a frenzy when he had her down on all fours that she slurped down a martini like a drunk fallin off the wagon.

by Martinous July 23, 2006

Mantinitus

Disease involving the enjoyment of mantits.

The little girl got mantinitus after watching the Juno awards.

by Lauren April 13, 2004

Jizz Martini

To ejaculate into a martini glass.

We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini

by Cliffburton January 23, 2009

daniel martini

The one kid that gets all the bitches and no one even realizes it. He doesn't seem like it but he's an amazing kisser has a big dick. The girl he falls for will be soooo lucky

Girl 1: Daniel Martini is probably terrible at anything romance related
Girl 2: I hooked up with him yesterday. He was great.

by keithiskewl November 5, 2013

martini

to kick someone out of your bed mid-thrust

You're just not doing it for me, so.....you're getting martinied and you should just go back downtown.

by britttheshit February 25, 2008