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martini

To finger your girl's (err ... or dude's) anus while lubing it up during 4play, then while ramming your pipe into her ass, stick the finger that you were sticking up her poop chute into her mouth! It's like eating the olive off the toothpic in your "cocktail." With enough lubricant, they wont even know what they just et till you tell them.

Marty worked Billie into such a frenzy when he had her down on all fours that she slurped down a martini like a drunk fallin off the wagon.

by Martinous July 23, 2006