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Magic Stick

An extremley satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed. A penis, or dick.
Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.
Magic Stick by Sam August 30, 2003

magic johnson's disease 

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.
Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

magic darts 

1. Once upon a time, there was a great man named sid woodell, he had many sayings, although his greatest is of course, Magic Darts

2. When something is going well/makes sense it is said to be Magic Darts

3. Scoring an unusually high score in darts
1.
Chris: I heard sid woodell say that he was as happy as a penguin in a microwave the other day!

Adam: Magic Darts!

2.
Craig: I've only gone and found a fucking tenner!!!
Adam: Magic Darts

3.
Chris: WOW I have just scored 181 in three darts!!
Craig: Funking hell, that is Magic Darts
magic darts by craigyh November 25, 2007

Magic Growing Sponge Egg Toy 

A small pill made up of a compressed sponge inside a gel pill. When placed in water the casing dissolves, the sponge grows, and all delight! The sponge is often colored and cut into fun shapes, such as animals or dinosaurs.
I bought a pack of magic growing sponge egg toys for my kids, but they ate them all. They've been puking rainbow sponge dinos for hours.

magic sex 

after having sex a woman leaves immediately, as if she disappears.
i picked that smut up from the club and had magic sex.
me and your girl had magic sex. after i beat it she disappeared.
magic sex by NyAg4Femmes March 4, 2008

magic poo 

Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.
magic poo by Charlie G September 11, 2003